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The "Little Gray Books" lectures were a series of lectures, hosted by John Hodgman, from 2001 to 2006. They represented Hodgman's attempt to create a "radio program on stage", and were named in honor of the 1920s collection of pamphlets Little Blue Books, one of which John's mother gave him when he became a literary agent (#1143, "How to Prepare a Manuscript").[1] Jonathan Coulton served as the musical director for these lectures, performing many originals that would later be released as Other Experiments or reproduced for Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow or during Thing a Week.

The themes of the lecture series were titled as if they were a similar series of useful How-To booklets with charmingly archaic titles. [2] Each Little Gray Book program loosely followed that theme and featured a selection of guests. These lectures included readings by authors, novelty demonstrations, comedy and music. Most of the Little Gray Book lectures took place at the Galapagos Art Space, in the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York.

Jonathan's role has been described in this way: "The loyal audience, which Hodgman has built, anticipates the closure Coulton’s songs often bring. They have the uncanny effect of wrapping-up and summarizing the night’s theme in well-crafted song. Hodgman believes, 'it is unconscionable that no one has found a way to make one million dollars off his talents yet.'"

The only nearly-complete recording of a Little Gray Book lecture currently available on the internet is the one made of Lecture 29, on the topic of radio. [3] The lecture took place in Philadelphia, in order to take advantage of radio-quality sound recording at the Indre Studio. [4] However, recordings from a total of seven of the lectures were at repackaged and released as podcasts. These podcasts were compiled by Jonathan Coulton and John Hodgman and bookmarked with inventive fictional settings and events as described by the two of them. Each podcast reprised readings, songs, or amusing happenings from one specific past lecture.

Several of Jonathan's songs were written for the lectures or the podcasts, including Skullcrusher Mountain, The Future Soon, The Presidents, and Brookline, the last of which was prompted by the lecture about Hodgman's hometown of Brookline, Massachusetts.

The lectures were:

Lecture # Title Songs Date
1 How to Begin an Important Project [5] none Wednesday, March 7, 2001
2 Hints on Public Singing I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry, Rainbow Connection Tuesday, May 8, 2001
3 How to Spell Several Common Words none
4 How Can We Possibly Go On? (post- 9/11) none
5 How to Win a Fight none
6 How to Choose (or Make) the Perfect Gift none
7 Secrets of Self-Improvement none
8 How to Throw a Curveball none
9 Mystery Cults of North America I'm a Mason Now Wednesday, May 1, 2002
10 How and When to Tell a Lie none
11 Europe vs. America Over There
12 Great Rivalries in American Spelling none Wednesday, September 4, 2002
13 How to Seek Your Fortune none Wednesday, October 2, 2002
14 How to Speak with Strangers Don't Talk to Strangers Wednesday, November 6, 2002
15 How to ReDistribute Wealth and Joy none Wednesday, December 4, 2002
16 How to Pour the Perfect Werthmann [6] Mandelbrot Set Wednesday, February 5, 2003
17 How to Generate a Winning Character none Wednesday March 5, 2003
18 What Will Happen in the Future? (Full mp3) The Future Soon Wednesday, April 2, 2003
19 Exiles of Chicago none Wednesday, May 7, 2003
20 How to Negotiate All Kinds of Deals and Contracts Screwed (demo) Wednesday, June 4, 2003
21 How to Measure Misunderstood Genius Skullcrusher Mountain Wednesday September 3, 2003
22 How to Gamble and Win (Full mp3) Gambler's Prayer (demo) Wednesday, October 1, 2003
23 Brookline: the Town that Has Everything Yet at the Same Time Has Nothing [7] Brookline (demo) Wednesday, November 5, 2003
24 Strange Gifts from Far-Off Lands [8] none Wednesday, December 3, 2003
25 The Animals: Are They Our Enemies? I Crush Everything Wednesday, March 3, 2004
26 Secrets of the Secret Agents none Wednesday, April 7, 2004
27 How to Lead a Double Life (or Death) Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (demo) Wednesday, June 2, 2004
28 (Title currently unknown) none
29 How to Communicate Without the Aid of Wires Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft, Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (new lyrics), Sweet Information Saturday, October 9, 2004
30 How to Observe President's Day, Observed The Presidents Thursday, February 24, 2005
31 How to Commit the Perfect Crime One More Score Thursday, June 16, 2005
32 How to Prepare Manuscripts for Publication [9] Baby Got Back, Big Rock Candy Mountain Wednesday, October 19, 2005
33 You Can Go Home Again (Or at least, to Brookline) Unknown Friday, November 4, 2005

The announcement found currently on the Little Gray Book Lectures website is also listed as Lecture #33. It is titled "How to Rest Quietly". It is technically not a lecture, but a hiatus announcement.


Recordings are available for many of Jonathan's LGB performances. These are compiled and available for download here.