Today's song is Brookline (demo).
Did you know that the line "A talk show host, an author, a president, a king" could refer to any number of people? The talk show host is probably Conan O'Brien but could also be Mike Wallace. The President is John F. Kennedy, but the king could actually be King Gillette, inventor of the safety razor. There are many authors from Brookline, but we'd like to think it refers to common JoCo collaborator John Hodgman.