Talk:First of May Olympics

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Please post your totals here. Awards will be given out once winners are confirmed and award trophy icons created. No fibbing, please!



  • FunAlPair - 1x2 +15 +10 +15 +3x2 +15x2 = 78pts (Not bad for 2 fifty year olds)




Montreal Dogging Crew is the official Champion of the 2009 First Of May Olympics, and is awarded the "Beast With Two Backs" trophy. Congratulations! Fom trophy.jpg



  • Spiff - 75 points (FoMo was my idea, so I had to make a good showing :)
  • Lex - zero (have no partner :( )
  • brandeks - zero (worked, then waited in line for Iron Man all day (which rocked)


Spiff, being the only participant to actually score any points, is hereby declared the official Champion of the First Annual First Of May Olympics and is awarded the coveted "Beast With Two Backs" trophy. Fom trophy.jpg

a question as to what would be a qualifying location[edit]

so with doors and windows open so the OUTSIDE was really VERY close at hand - any credit? and if I woulda read this last night, believe me, we would have moved to the deck.

ANSWER: The rules state: "NO POINTS are awarded for any of these events if they take place within the confines of two or more walls." The presence of open windows doesn't change the fact that the act took place indoors, so I'm sorry to say no points were gained.

a question[edit]

Does this have to occur on the First of May? It's usually pretty cold at that time of year, not to mention muddy or raining. Could it be a day near the date, which had better weather?

Far as I'm aware (though you'd have to ask official rulemaster Spiff), the FoM Olympics are specifically to be held on May 1st. Sorry! --Lex (talk - contribs) 22:32, 24 November 2008 (EST)

ANSWER: Yes, the 24-hour period that starts at 12:01am May 1st local time and runs to 11:59pm May 1st local time is the timeframe in which the events must be performed. Sorry, but the song isn't "Sometime Around The First Of May", it's the "First Of May". ;)

^well the first of may is simply the start of alfresco copulation. it could, technically, last for a while.

would a lifeguard stand count as inside or outside? =[edit]

Is that with walls or without?

Why no points for manual stimulation without a happy ending?[edit]

Aw man! If I go out in the woods behind my farm and manually stimulate myself to a happy ending, I get minus 5 points. Oh wait, if I get fully nekkid it goes back up to 10 points. Dorfird (talk) 00:12, 20 April 2013 (EDT)