Big Dick Farts a Polka

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Big Dick Farts a Polka
ReleaseThe Aftermath
Release date2008-07-02
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"Big Dick Farts a Polka" is Jonathan Coulton's entry to the Round 2 Challenge of the song writing competition Masters of Song Fu. It was included on Coulton's collection of unreleased tracks, The Aftermath.


The Round 2 Masters Challenge read:

The following challenge applies to our Masters of Song Fu only. As Masters, it is expected that they have achieved a musical voice all their own - but does their mastery extend to assuming the voice of another artist? With that in mind, Each Master is tasked with writing a song in the style of their opponent. The Masters will be judged on how accurately they write a song in their opponent's style without it becoming a simple parody. When listening to their entries, you must genuinely believe that they were written by the original Master. Got that? The Master's songs must also be no shorter than 1m45s.

Jonathan had this to say when announcing the song on his blog:

Some will say that I went too far. In fact, I will say it right now: I went too far. But the first thing I knew about my Paul and Storm song was how it would end. And then what choice did I have really? The thing writes itself.

The song is called Big Dick Farts a Polka, and I apologize to everyone in advance.


The MP3 is free to download from the Quick Stop Entertainment site and is also available for purchase at the store.


Masters of Song Fu
1. Monkey Shines - 2. Big Dick Farts a Polka - 3. Space Doggity - 4. Always the Moon
The Aftermath
1. Octopus - 2. Re: Vos Cerveaux - 3. My Beige Bear - 4. Lady Aberlin's Muumuu - 5. Washy Ad Jeffy - 6. Monkey Shines - 7. Big Dick Farts a Polka - 8. Space Doggity - 9. Always the Moon - 10. Blue Sunny Day