Difference between revisions of "Big Dick Farts a Polka/Lyrics"
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| − | Now deep in Pennsylvania near where | + | Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route 180 ends |
There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass | There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass | ||
| − | The tiny home of Rich | + | The tiny home of Rich ''Wiginsky'', Big Dick to his friends |
| − | Who despite his name is famous for what issues from his | + | Who despite his name is famous for what issues from his ass |
| − | Every Tuesday night at the | + | Every Tuesday night at the ''linchen'' hall |
Bring a can of glade and have a ball | Bring a can of glade and have a ball | ||
| − | Everybody loves when | + | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka |
Everyone who hears can't help but dance | Everyone who hears can't help but dance | ||
Someone better get him a change of pants | Someone better get him a change of pants | ||
| − | Everybody loves when | + | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka |
| − | Now | + | Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens |
Some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs | Some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs | ||
| − | Some | + | Some halapeno poppers and a tub of kidney beans <!-- to any editors, please do not use the n with a squirly in halapeno as it will break the wiki --> |
| − | Several litres of cream soda and a dozen | + | Several litres of cream soda and a dozen deviled eggs |
| − | Every Tuesday night at the | + | Every Tuesday night at the ''linchen'' hall |
Bring a can of glade and have a ball | Bring a can of glade and have a ball | ||
| − | Everybody loves when | + | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka |
Everyone who hears can't help but dance | Everyone who hears can't help but dance | ||
Someone better get him a change of pants | Someone better get him a change of pants | ||
| − | Everybody loves when | + | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka |
| − | They say that grown men cried the day that | + | They say that grown men cried the day that Big Dick passed away |
| − | The ladies wailed their shoulders sadly stooped | + | The ladies wailed, their shoulders sadly stooped |
And though there were no instruments a band began to play | And though there were no instruments a band began to play | ||
| − | And the air was filled with music and it smelled like someone | + | And the air was filled with music and it smelled like someone pooped |
| − | Every Tuesday night at the | + | Every Tuesday night at the ''linchen'' hall |
Bring a can of glade and have a ball | Bring a can of glade and have a ball | ||
| − | Everybody loves when | + | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka |
Everyone who hears can't help but dance | Everyone who hears can't help but dance | ||
Someone better get him a change of pants | Someone better get him a change of pants | ||
| − | Everybody loves when | + | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka |
| − | Everybody loves when | + | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka |
</lyrics> | </lyrics> | ||
Revision as of 15:30, 2 July 2008
Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route 180 ends
There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass
The tiny home of Rich ''Wiginsky'', Big Dick to his friends
Who despite his name is famous for what issues from his ass
Every Tuesday night at the ''linchen'' hall
Bring a can of glade and have a ball
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Everyone who hears can't help but dance
Someone better get him a change of pants
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens
Some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs
Some halapeno poppers and a tub of kidney beans
Several litres of cream soda and a dozen deviled eggs
Every Tuesday night at the ''linchen'' hall
Bring a can of glade and have a ball
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Everyone who hears can't help but dance
Someone better get him a change of pants
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
They say that grown men cried the day that Big Dick passed away
The ladies wailed, their shoulders sadly stooped
And though there were no instruments a band began to play
And the air was filled with music and it smelled like someone pooped
Every Tuesday night at the ''linchen'' hall
Bring a can of glade and have a ball
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Everyone who hears can't help but dance
Someone better get him a change of pants
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
