Difference between revisions of "Big Dick Farts a Polka/Lyrics"
m (General improvements, and Americanisation of spelling (sorry, Ben, it pains me too). Don't know what the Hall is, though.) |
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Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route 180 ends | Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route 180 ends | ||
There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass | There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass | ||
| − | The tiny home of Rich | + | The tiny home of Rich <i>Wiginsky</i>, Big Dick to his friends |
Who despite his name is famous for what issues from his ass | Who despite his name is famous for what issues from his ass | ||
| − | Every Tuesday night at the | + | Every Tuesday night at the <i>linchen</i> hall |
Bring a can of glade and have a ball | Bring a can of glade and have a ball | ||
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka | ||
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Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens | Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens | ||
Some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs | Some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs | ||
| − | Some | + | Some halapeño poppers and a tub of kidney beans |
Several litres of cream soda and a dozen deviled eggs | Several litres of cream soda and a dozen deviled eggs | ||
| − | Every Tuesday night at the | + | Every Tuesday night at the <i>linchen</i> hall |
Bring a can of glade and have a ball | Bring a can of glade and have a ball | ||
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka | ||
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And the air was filled with music and it smelled like someone pooped | And the air was filled with music and it smelled like someone pooped | ||
| − | Every Tuesday night at the | + | Every Tuesday night at the <i>linchen</i> hall |
Bring a can of glade and have a ball | Bring a can of glade and have a ball | ||
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka | Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka | ||
Revision as of 15:33, 2 July 2008
Now deep in Pennsylvania near where Route 180 ends
There's a humble house of brick and wood and glass
The tiny home of Rich Wiginsky, Big Dick to his friends
Who despite his name is famous for what issues from his ass
Every Tuesday night at the linchen hall
Bring a can of glade and have a ball
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Everyone who hears can't help but dance
Someone better get him a change of pants
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Now Big Dick started dinner with some cabbage and some greens
Some broccoli, a pair of turkey legs
Some halapeño poppers and a tub of kidney beans
Several litres of cream soda and a dozen deviled eggs
Every Tuesday night at the linchen hall
Bring a can of glade and have a ball
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Everyone who hears can't help but dance
Someone better get him a change of pants
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
They say that grown men cried the day that Big Dick passed away
The ladies wailed, their shoulders sadly stooped
And though there were no instruments a band began to play
And the air was filled with music and it smelled like someone pooped
Every Tuesday night at the linchen hall
Bring a can of glade and have a ball
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Everyone who hears can't help but dance
Someone better get him a change of pants
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
Everybody loves when Big Dick farts a polka
