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You may recall we had some trouble last year.
 
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
 
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
 
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
That hasn’t undermined our holiday cheer.
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That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.
And we know it’s almost Christmas from the marks we make on the wall.
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And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
And that’s our favorite time of year.
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That's our favorite time of year.
  
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
where we’re working in a mine for our robot overlords.
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Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
 
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
 
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
  
On every corner there’s a giant metal Santa Claus who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
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On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus, who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
They carry weapons and they know if you’ve been bad or good.
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They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
Not everybody’s good but everyone tries.
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Not everybody's good but everyone tries.
 
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
 
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
It’s like a Winter wonderland.
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It's like a Winter Wonderland.
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(They tried to decorate and make it look more Christmassy, but what they did was more like Christmas in hell.
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They nailed a Santa to a cross in front of everyone,
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It wasn't pleasant but I'm sure they meant well.
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And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
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It's like a Winter Wonderland.)
  
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
where we’re working in a mine for our robot overlords.
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Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
 
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
 
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
  
That’s all the family news that we’re allowed to talk about.
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That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
We really hope you’ll come and visit us soon.
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We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
I mean we’re literally begging you to visit us.
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I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
 
And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED].
 
And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED].
Now it’s time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
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Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
 
You know I love my soylent green.
 
You know I love my soylent green.
  
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
where we’re working in a mine for our robot overlords.
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Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
 
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
 
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
 
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
 
</lyrics>
 
</lyrics>
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Note: lyrics in parentheses are from the alternate version of the song.

Latest revision as of 10:01, 24 June 2012




This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons.
You may recall we had some trouble last year.
The robot council had us banished to an asteroid.
That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
That's our favorite time of year.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus, who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
Not everybody's good but everyone tries.
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
It's like a Winter Wonderland.

(They tried to decorate and make it look more Christmassy, but what they did was more like Christmas in hell.
They nailed a Santa to a cross in front of everyone,
It wasn't pleasant but I'm sure they meant well.
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
It's like a Winter Wonderland.)

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.

That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
And make it quick before they [MESSAGE REDACTED].
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
You know I love my soylent green.

Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.
Note: lyrics in parentheses are from the alternate version of the song.