Difference between revisions of "Christmas Is Interesting/Lyrics"

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<lyrics>You have put on your feety pajamas
 
<lyrics>You have put on your feety pajamas
It’s time for a long winter’s nap
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It's time for a long winter's nap
There’s a knock on the door and a stranger is there
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There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
 
He wants you to sit on his lap
 
He wants you to sit on his lap
 
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
 
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
 
Your wife gets a wig on a chain
 
Your wife gets a wig on a chain
He says he can’t stay
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He says he can't stay
Cause he’s got a long way to go
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Cause he's got a long way to go
And it’s starting to rain
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And it's starting to rain
  
 
Christmas is interesting
 
Christmas is interesting
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Christmas is interesting
 
Christmas is interesting
 
Like a stick in your eye
 
Like a stick in your eye
It’s so freaking interesting
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It's so freaking interesting
 
That it might make you cry
 
That it might make you cry
  
So you’re an elf, but you’d rather be a dentist
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So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
Maybe you’re a train with square wheels
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Maybe you're a train with square wheels
Maybe you’re a squirt gun that only shoots jam
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Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
 
Now you know how Jesus feels
 
Now you know how Jesus feels
 
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
 
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
 
His mansion is lonely and cold
 
His mansion is lonely and cold
He can’t remember a pleasant December
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He can't remember a pleasant December
When he wasn’t tired and old
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When he wasn't tired and old
  
 
Christmas is interesting
 
Christmas is interesting
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Christmas is interesting
 
Christmas is interesting
 
Like a stick in your eye
 
Like a stick in your eye
It’s so freaking interesting
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It's so freaking interesting
 
That it might make you cry
 
That it might make you cry
  
So you’re drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
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So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
 
You once had a wonderful life
 
You once had a wonderful life
 
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
 
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
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Christmas is interesting
 
Christmas is interesting
 
Like a stick in your eye
 
Like a stick in your eye
It’s so freaking interesting
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It's so freaking interesting
 
That it might make you cry</lyrics>
 
That it might make you cry</lyrics>

Revision as of 08:14, 9 May 2008



You have put on your feety pajamas
It's time for a long winter's nap
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there
He wants you to sit on his lap
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush
Your wife gets a wig on a chain
He says he can't stay
Cause he's got a long way to go
And it's starting to rain

Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry

So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist
Maybe you're a train with square wheels
Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam
Now you know how Jesus feels
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud
His mansion is lonely and cold
He can't remember a pleasant December
When he wasn't tired and old

Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry

So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart
You once had a wonderful life
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car
You yelled at your favorite wife
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley
He comes to make you feel brave
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke
And a finger that points at your grave

Christmas is interesting
Like a knife in your heart
Christmas is interesting
How it tears you apart
Christmas is interesting
Like a stick in your eye
It's so freaking interesting
That it might make you cry