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<lyrics>
 
<lyrics>
I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suits
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I guess you’ve noticed that my arms don’t fit in my old suits
I guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruits
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I guess you’ve noticed that I’m eating lots of jungle fruits
 
Anyway more than I used to
 
Anyway more than I used to
 
I used to be so tall and thin
 
I used to be so tall and thin
Now I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm in
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Now I’m not exactly sure which phylum I’m in
  
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
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And I know there’s a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
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And there’s nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
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Keeping the thumb but I’m getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
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I’m devolving, I’m devolving
 
I am de-evolving
 
I am de-evolving
  
I guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinnertime
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I guess you’ve noticed that I can’t sit still at dinnertime
I guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign
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I guess you’ve noticed that I quit my job and I learned to sign
 
Anyway more than I used to
 
Anyway more than I used to
 
I used to have a little body hair
 
I used to have a little body hair
 
Now I have to use a razor everywhere
 
Now I have to use a razor everywhere
  
And I know there's a monkey in the future for you
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And I know there’s a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
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And there’s nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
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Keeping the thumb but I’m getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
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I’m devolving, I’m devolving
 
I am de-evolving
 
I am de-evolving
  
 
Why get so angry at me?
 
Why get so angry at me?
I don't understand how you expect me to defend my actions
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I don’t understand how you expect me to defend my actions
 
Knowing what you now know
 
Knowing what you now know
 
Monkey one and monkey two
 
Monkey one and monkey two
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Monkey see and monkey
 
Monkey see and monkey
 
Do you still love me
 
Do you still love me
Now that I'm a monkey?
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Now that I’m a monkey?
  
I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance
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I guess you’ve noticed that I drag my knuckles when I dance
I guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pants
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I guess you’ve noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pants
 
Anyway more than I used to
 
Anyway more than I used to
 
I used to see a movie now and then
 
I used to see a movie now and then
Now I'm never gonna watch King Kong again
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Now I’m never gonna watch King Kong again
  
Because I know there's a monkey in the future for you
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Because I know there’s a monkey in the future for you
And there's nothing modern science can do
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And there’s nothing modern science can do
Keeping the thumb but I'm getting dumb
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Keeping the thumb but I’m getting dumb
I'm devolving, I'm devolving
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I’m devolving, I’m devolving
 
I am de-evolving
 
I am de-evolving
  
I'm devolving
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I’m devolving
 
De-evolving
 
De-evolving
I'm a coal miner's daughter
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I’m a coal miner’s daughter
 
</lyrics>
 
</lyrics>

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