Difference between revisions of "First of May/Lyrics"
(New page: {{SongNav}} <lyrics>I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I’m sick and tired of winter...) |
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− | <lyrics>I woke up this morning | + | <lyrics> |
+ | I woke up this morning | ||
I had a scone and a large house blend | I had a scone and a large house blend | ||
− | + | Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends | |
− | I said | + | I said I'm sick and tired of winter |
And I wish that it was spring | And I wish that it was spring | ||
− | + | Then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast | |
Began to sing | Began to sing | ||
And he sang | And he sang | ||
− | Ooh ooh child, | + | Ooh ooh child, what d'you think the cold winter's gonna last forever? |
− | Ooh ooh child, | + | Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together |
Outside | Outside | ||
− | Cause | + | Cause it's the first of May, first of May |
Outdoor fucking starts today | Outdoor fucking starts today | ||
So bring your favorite lady | So bring your favorite lady | ||
Or at least your favorite lay | Or at least your favorite lay | ||
− | + | Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe | |
− | Maybe | + | Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto |
Grass below you, sky above | Grass below you, sky above | ||
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside | Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside | ||
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I thanked him for the information | I thanked him for the information | ||
I cried a little when he flew away | I cried a little when he flew away | ||
− | I watched an episode of The | + | I watched an episode of The People's Court |
And I tried to plan my day | And I tried to plan my day | ||
I called up my old lady | I called up my old lady | ||
− | She | + | She wasn't home so I called my girl |
− | I asked her if | + | I asked her if she'd like to join me as I |
Entertain the world | Entertain the world | ||
And I said | And I said | ||
− | Ooh ooh child, | + | Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off |
− | Ooh ooh child, | + | Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off |
Outside | Outside | ||
− | Cause | + | Cause it's the first of May, first of May |
Outdoor fucking starts today | Outdoor fucking starts today | ||
So bring your favorite lady | So bring your favorite lady | ||
Or at least your favorite lay | Or at least your favorite lay | ||
− | + | Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe | |
− | Maybe | + | Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto |
Grass below you, sky above | Grass below you, sky above | ||
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside | Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside | ||
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So we went to the park together | So we went to the park together | ||
We were walking in the midday sun | We were walking in the midday sun | ||
− | + | Met all kinds of people and we | |
We fucked everyone | We fucked everyone | ||
− | + | Fucked a lady who sells ice cream | |
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei | We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei | ||
Everyone who needed fucking well they | Everyone who needed fucking well they | ||
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So come on | So come on | ||
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you | Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you | ||
− | Ooh ooh child, | + | Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you |
Outside | Outside | ||
− | Cause | + | Cause it's the first of May, first of May |
Outdoor fucking starts today | Outdoor fucking starts today | ||
So bring your favorite lady | So bring your favorite lady | ||
Or at least your favorite lay | Or at least your favorite lay | ||
− | + | Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe | |
− | Maybe | + | Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto |
Grass below you, sky above | Grass below you, sky above | ||
− | Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside</lyrics> | + | Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside |
+ | Fucking outside | ||
+ | Fucking outside | ||
+ | </lyrics> |
Revision as of 13:02, 23 April 2008
I woke up this morning
I had a scone and a large house blend
Then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends
I said I'm sick and tired of winter
And I wish that it was spring
Then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast
Began to sing
And he sang
Ooh ooh child, what d'you think the cold winter's gonna last forever?
Ooh ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get together
Outside
Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
I thanked him for the information
I cried a little when he flew away
I watched an episode of The People's Court
And I tried to plan my day
I called up my old lady
She wasn't home so I called my girl
I asked her if she'd like to join me as I
Entertain the world
And I said
Ooh ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off
Ooh ooh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants off
Outside
Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
So we went to the park together
We were walking in the midday sun
Met all kinds of people and we
We fucked everyone
Fucked a lady who sells ice cream
We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei
Everyone who needed fucking well they
They got fucked today
So come on
Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through you
Ooh ooh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you
Outside
Cause it's the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay
Water's not cold baby dip in your big toe
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto
Grass below you, sky above
Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called fucking outside
Fucking outside
Fucking outside