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There were Vikings and boats | There were Vikings and boats | ||
And some plans for a furniture store | And some plans for a furniture store | ||
| − | + | It's not a bodega, it's not a mall | |
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine | And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine | ||
As if there were apartments smaller than mine | As if there were apartments smaller than mine | ||
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Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men | ||
Everyone has a home | Everyone has a home | ||
| − | But if you | + | But if you don't have a home you can buy one there |
So rent a car or take the bus | So rent a car or take the bus | ||
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Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men | ||
Everyone has a home | Everyone has a home | ||
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Ikea: plywood, brushed steel | Ikea: plywood, brushed steel | ||
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All of them for me | All of them for me | ||
| − | + | I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks | |
I just bought a table for 60 bucks | I just bought a table for 60 bucks | ||
And a chair and a lamp | And a chair and a lamp | ||
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Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men | Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men | ||
Everyone has a home | Everyone has a home | ||
| − | But if you | + | But if you don't have a home you can buy one there |
</lyrics> | </lyrics> | ||
Latest revision as of 11:09, 21 May 2010
Long ago in days of yore
It all began with a god named Thor
There were Vikings and boats
And some plans for a furniture store
It's not a bodega, it's not a mall
And they sell things for apartments smaller than mine
As if there were apartments smaller than mine
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
So rent a car or take the bus
Lay your cash down and put your trust
In the land where the furniture folds to a much smaller size
Billy the bookcase says hello
And so does a table whose name is Ingo
And the chair is a ladder-back birch but his friends call him Karl
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
Ikea: plywood, brushed steel
Ikea: meatballs, tasty
Ikea: Allen wrenches
All of them for free
All of them for me
I'm sorry I said Ikea sucks
I just bought a table for 60 bucks
And a chair and a lamp
And a shelf and some candles for you
I was a doubter just like you
Till I saw the American dream come true
In New Jersey, they got a goddamned Swedish parade
Ikea: just some oak and some pine and a handful of Norsemen
Ikea: selling furniture for college kids and divorced men
Everyone has a home
But if you don't have a home you can buy one there
