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Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but
 
Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but
 
No one else could and everyone tried
 
No one else could and everyone tried
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy she
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All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she
 
Joined a convent and died
 
Joined a convent and died
  
 
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
 
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
 
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
 
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it I never reviewed
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I just signed it, I never reviewed
 
All the fine print you wrote out
 
All the fine print you wrote out
 
Now I guess I'm screwed
 
Now I guess I'm screwed
  
Indiana Jones liked travel he
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Indiana Jones liked to travel, he
 
Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
 
Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
Did a favor and threw him the idol but
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Did a favor, threw him the idol but
 
Never got back his whip
 
Never got back his whip
  
Bobafet was a bounty hunter he
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Bobafet was a bounty hunter, he
Did his job well, brought back his man
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Did his job well, he brought back his man
 
He was clutching his unspent money when he
 
He was clutching his unspent money when he
 
Fell down a hole in the sand
 
Fell down a hole in the sand
  
I'm the Dr. Jones, I am Bobafet
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I am Dr. Jones, I am Bobafet
 
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
 
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it I never reviewed
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I just signed it, I never reviewed
 
All the fine print you wrote out
 
All the fine print you wrote out
 
Now I guess I'm screwed
 
Now I guess I'm screwed
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I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
 
I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
 
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
 
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it I never reviewed
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I just signed it, I never reviewed
 
All the fine print you wrote out
 
All the fine print you wrote out
 
Now I guess I'm screwed
 
Now I guess I'm screwed

Revision as of 02:04, 29 April 2008



Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for
Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
Went out drinking and came home sober and
Told his friends the good news

Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but
No one else could and everyone tried
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she
Joined a convent and died

I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm screwed

Indiana Jones liked to travel, he
Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
Did a favor, threw him the idol but
Never got back his whip

Bobafet was a bounty hunter, he
Did his job well, he brought back his man
He was clutching his unspent money when he
Fell down a hole in the sand

I am Dr. Jones, I am Bobafet
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm screwed

It's bad news for me again
It never ends
I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
I got lots of money
I got lots of friends
Just like Meatloaf got a record deal

Alexander Graham Bell made telephones
His friend Watson was out all the time
Called him up just to chat, nobody home
Never got back his dime

Once upon a time France was beautiful
Had a queen who gave everyone cake
Then the people got mad and killed her dead
Took back all they could take

I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm screwed