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Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but | Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but | ||
No one else could and everyone tried | No one else could and everyone tried | ||
− | All her friends said that she'd gone crazy she | + | All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she |
Joined a convent and died | Joined a convent and died | ||
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette | I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette | ||
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet | I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet | ||
− | I just signed it I never reviewed | + | I just signed it, I never reviewed |
All the fine print you wrote out | All the fine print you wrote out | ||
Now I guess I'm screwed | Now I guess I'm screwed | ||
− | Indiana Jones liked travel he | + | Indiana Jones liked to travel, he |
Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip | Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip | ||
− | Did a favor | + | Did a favor, threw him the idol but |
Never got back his whip | Never got back his whip | ||
− | Bobafet was a bounty hunter he | + | Bobafet was a bounty hunter, he |
− | Did his job well, brought back his man | + | Did his job well, he brought back his man |
He was clutching his unspent money when he | He was clutching his unspent money when he | ||
Fell down a hole in the sand | Fell down a hole in the sand | ||
− | I | + | I am Dr. Jones, I am Bobafet |
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet | I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet | ||
− | I just signed it I never reviewed | + | I just signed it, I never reviewed |
All the fine print you wrote out | All the fine print you wrote out | ||
Now I guess I'm screwed | Now I guess I'm screwed | ||
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I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette | I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette | ||
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet | I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet | ||
− | I just signed it I never reviewed | + | I just signed it, I never reviewed |
All the fine print you wrote out | All the fine print you wrote out | ||
Now I guess I'm screwed | Now I guess I'm screwed |
Revision as of 02:04, 29 April 2008
Some dumb Indian sold Manhattan for
Seven bucks and a bottle of booze
Went out drinking and came home sober and
Told his friends the good news
Bernadette saw the Virgin Mary but
No one else could and everyone tried
All her friends said that she'd gone crazy, she
Joined a convent and died
I'm the Indian, I am Bernadette
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm screwed
Indiana Jones liked to travel, he
Took his friend on a treasure hunt trip
Did a favor, threw him the idol but
Never got back his whip
Bobafet was a bounty hunter, he
Did his job well, he brought back his man
He was clutching his unspent money when he
Fell down a hole in the sand
I am Dr. Jones, I am Bobafet
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm screwed
It's bad news for me again
It never ends
I got no prize inside my Happy Meal
I got lots of money
I got lots of friends
Just like Meatloaf got a record deal
Alexander Graham Bell made telephones
His friend Watson was out all the time
Called him up just to chat, nobody home
Never got back his dime
Once upon a time France was beautiful
Had a queen who gave everyone cake
Then the people got mad and killed her dead
Took back all they could take
I am Graham Bell, Marie Antionette
I'm the sucker who doesn't know it yet
I just signed it, I never reviewed
All the fine print you wrote out
Now I guess I'm screwed