Sweet Information/Tabs
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Revision as of 00:22, 13 November 2011 by 71.177.51.130 (talk) (Added basic chords and structure of the tab.)
Version Two: Areas of My Expertise D A Now is the time when the world really needs him, E G Gsus Wisdom is out of our reach. D A Out of the wasteland there comes a redeemer E G Gsus Whose only desire is to teach. E G Don't waste your time at some fancy college. D A Asus Forget that, There's too much to read. E G He's got a book of complete world knowledge; D A Asus It's all you'll ever need. D (Palmed through the entire interlude.) (Here comes an interlude in which John Hodgman welcomes the audience and makes reference to his book. He goes through the short title of the book, then from memory gives the longer title, ending with the phrase "and most other subjects.") D A Most other subjects include having asthma, E G Gsus Tipping in fancy hotels, D A Terrible haircuts, {whispered:} Dungeons! & Dragons! E G Gsus Monsters and magical spells. E G All of your travels are finally over, D A Asus You're safe now, there's nothing to fear. E G Tip back a glass of your favorite beverage, D A You're lucky to be here! D A Because tonight, you're holding a key. E G Fits in a lock, opens a door. D A Shows you a room, it's holding a heart. E G It's pumping the blood, it's feeding your brain D G Gsus With information, sweet information, D G G sus Sweet information!