https://wiki.jonathancoulton.com/index.php?title=Todd_the_T1000/Tabs&feed=atom&action=historyTodd the T1000/Tabs - Revision history2024-03-28T21:26:30ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.34.4https://wiki.jonathancoulton.com/index.php?title=Todd_the_T1000/Tabs&diff=11521&oldid=prev87.50.56.116: New page: {{SongNav}} <pre> Transcribed by Yngve A = x02220 B = x24442 A/C# = x47655 B/Eb = x69877 E(2) = x79997 F#m(maj7) = 243222 A B A B A/C# B/Eb E(2) E C#m A B So...2010-08-16T08:32:50Z<p>New page: {{SongNav}} <pre> Transcribed by Yngve A = x02220 B = x24442 A/C# = x47655 B/Eb = x69877 E(2) = x79997 F#m(maj7) = 243222 A B A B A/C# B/Eb E(2) E C#m A B So...</p>
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Transcribed by Yngve A = x02220 B = x24442 A/C# = x47655 B/Eb = x69877 E(2) = x79997 F#m(maj7) = 243222<br />
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A B A B A/C# B/Eb E(2)<br />
<br />
E C#m A B<br />
Sometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9<br />
E C#m A B<br />
that we used to call Jane<br />
E C#m A B<br />
Really good at cleaning and we got along fine<br />
E C#m A B<br />
so I couldn’t complain<br />
C#m G#<br />
Lately she’d been getting tangled up in the shag rug<br />
E F#<br />
And finally one wheel just wouldn’t spin<br />
F#m D7<br />
So we said our goodbyes and I traded her in<br />
<br />
E C#m A B<br />
This new one’s kind of creepy, makes me shudder inside<br />
E C#m A B<br />
with his idiot grin<br />
E C#m A B<br />
He’s head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide<br />
E C#m A B<br />
under translucent skin<br />
C#m G#<br />
Sometimes he’ll stand for hours looking into the mirror<br />
E F#<br />
And flexing like some guy at the gym<br />
F#m D7<br />
And I’m easily ten inches shorter than him<br />
<br />
E F#m G#m C#<br />
Todd the T 1000 scares me<br />
F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B<br />
I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist<br />
E F#m G#m C#<br />
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me<br />
F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B<br />
And when I look over he is making a fist<br />
A B A B A/C# B/Eb E(2)<br />
One finger at a time<br />
<br />
E C#m A B<br />
I ask him if he’ll vacuum and he doesn’t respond,<br />
E C#m A B<br />
but I know that he heard<br />
E C#m A B<br />
I turn and catch him looking when he thinks that I’m gone<br />
E C#m A B<br />
and he flips me the bird<br />
C#m G#<br />
I asked him when we started, please stay out of the bedroom<br />
E F#<br />
But I don’t think I’m safe anywhere<br />
F#m D7<br />
When I wake in the dark I can tell that he’s there<br />
<br />
E F#m G#m C#<br />
Todd the T 1000 scares me<br />
F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B<br />
I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist<br />
E F#m G#m C#<br />
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me<br />
F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B<br />
And when I look over he is making a fist<br />
A B A B<br />
One finger at a time<br />
<br />
A B A/C# B/Eb<br />
So I live like a ghost while he’s living like me<br />
A B A/C# B/Eb<br />
It’s not my house any more<br />
A B C#m B/Eb<br />
And I sneak out the door while he’s watching TV<br />
A B A/C# B/Eb<br />
Head down to the cyborg store<br />
G#m7 C# G#m7 C#<br />
I get some new arms installed at the store<br />
G#m7 C# G#m7 C#<br />
Buy the biggest ones I can<br />
A B A/C# B/Eb<br />
Head back to my house, Todd answers the door<br />
A B A/C# B/Eb<br />
He sees more than just a man<br />
<br />
E C#m A B<br />
My right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree<br />
E C#m A B<br />
and the left one’s a saw<br />
E C#m A B<br />
I cut the couch in half and I smash the TV<br />
E C#m A B<br />
with my big smashy claw<br />
C#m G#<br />
He’s standing still and silent, I can’t tell what he’s thinking<br />
E F#<br />
He blinks a single glowing red eye<br />
F#m D7<br />
So I give him a shove and then Todd starts to cry<br />
<br />
E F#m G#m C#<br />
Todd the T1000 scares me<br />
F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B<br />
But I think he knows I’ve got a right to exist<br />
E F#m G#m C#<br />
And he sits in my favorite chair and dares me<br />
F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B<br />
But when he looks over I am making a fist<br />
A B A B A/C# B/Eb E(2)<br />
One finger at a time<br />
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