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<lyrics>Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie | <lyrics>Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie | ||
At least all his people tell him so | At least all his people tell him so | ||
| − | And while he thinks that | + | And while he thinks that she's a very special lady |
| − | + | It's probably not the way he'd choose to go | |
| − | + | But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction | |
| − | Good thing that | + | Good thing that he's not gay anymore |
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy | Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy | ||
| − | Just be glad | + | Just be glad it's him not you |
| − | If you had Tom | + | If you had Tom Cruise's troubles |
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too | You might be Tom Cruise crazy too | ||
| − | + | You'd flash your big white shiny smile | |
| − | + | You'd buy expensive shoes | |
| − | But | + | But you'd be the only man on Earth |
| − | Who | + | Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise |
| − | Oh no, you | + | Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise |
Tom Cruise is always getting older | Tom Cruise is always getting older | ||
| − | He knows | + | He knows he'll never be that young again |
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder | And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder | ||
| − | He | + | He sees a thousand younger leading men |
| − | He knows someday | + | He knows someday he'll have to play |
An old retarded grandpa | An old retarded grandpa | ||
While someone younger plays his sexy son | While someone younger plays his sexy son | ||
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy | Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy | ||
| − | Just be glad | + | Just be glad it's him not you |
| − | If you had Tom | + | If you had Tom Cruise's troubles |
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too | You might be Tom Cruise crazy too | ||
| − | + | You'd flash your big white shiny smile | |
| − | + | You'd buy expensive shoes | |
| − | But | + | But you'd be the only man on Earth |
| − | Who | + | Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise |
| − | Oh no, you | + | Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise |
| − | Tom Cruise | + | Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him |
| − | + | 'Cause he's not of this world anymore... | |
Somewhere in some secluded castle | Somewhere in some secluded castle | ||
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall | Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall | ||
And the outside world is always such a hassle | And the outside world is always such a hassle | ||
| − | Sometimes he | + | Sometimes he won't go out at all |
There are millions who know his name | There are millions who know his name | ||
Everybody loves him | Everybody loves him | ||
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Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy | Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy | ||
| − | Just be glad | + | Just be glad it's him not you |
| − | If you had Tom | + | If you had Tom Cruise's troubles |
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too | You might be Tom Cruise crazy too | ||
| − | + | You'd flash your big white shiny smile | |
| − | + | You'd buy expensive shoes | |
| − | But | + | But you'd be the only man on Earth |
| − | Who | + | Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise |
| − | Oh no, you | + | Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise</lyrics> |
Latest revision as of 23:21, 19 May 2008
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he'll have to play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him
'Cause he's not of this world anymore...
Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
