Difference between revisions of "Tom Cruise Crazy/Lyrics"
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And while he thinks that she's a very special lady | And while he thinks that she's a very special lady | ||
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go | It's probably not the way he'd choose to go | ||
| − | + | But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction | |
Good thing that he's not gay anymore | Good thing that he's not gay anymore | ||
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He knows he'll never be that young again | He knows he'll never be that young again | ||
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder | And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder | ||
| − | He | + | He sees a thousand younger leading men |
He knows someday he'll have to play | He knows someday he'll have to play | ||
An old retarded grandpa | An old retarded grandpa | ||
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Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise | Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise | ||
| − | Tom Cruise | + | Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him |
| − | + | 'Cause he's not of this world anymore... | |
Somewhere in some secluded castle | Somewhere in some secluded castle | ||
Latest revision as of 23:21, 19 May 2008
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he'll have to play
An old retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him
'Cause he's not of this world anymore...
Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
You'd buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth
Who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
