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Sandbox
I'm building a castle of sand
To find out how long it'll stand
It's been over an hour and I'm on the first tower
When I realize I'm all out of sand
Do I start again?
But it's so perfect.
All the windows and square things on top
Where the archers would be, what the fuck are they called?
When did things get out of hand?
When did we drift apart
I can't remember the day I woke up to find you'd stolen my heart
Knock it down and build it up
Every time it's exactly the same
Waiting for the day when I
Won't even remember your name
I'm building another castle
It's a hassle, real pain in the assle (ass'le?)
With a moat going 'round, in a fortified town
So much leftover sand a Sarlacc could drown
Do I start again?
But it's so perfect.
All the little dirt streets and canals
Where the- oh, shit, the tide's coming in!
When did things get out of hand?
When did we drift apart
Never again will I let myself find someone's stolen my gullible heart
Knock it down and build it up
Every time it's exactly the same
Waiting for the day when I
Won't even remember your name
Now I'm building a castle of wet sand...
- I can haz a comment?
//I can has a comment?
- I can has a comment?
Failure.
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ACT I: "The spanking of the monkey"
Monkeys with silver linings
As the sun set behind the mountains of jocolandia, the violet washing machine monkey walked to his coding cubicle in the England Software Company in Birmingham, the city that codes.
Sincerely yours, Tbannuz, also known as Tea Kettle --88.112.111.154 09:13, 29 December 2009 (EST)
ACT II: "Burning the creepy doll"
Whoever wrote this, you know how to make a good arcltie.